Obi-Wan Kenobi: How long have you been sleeping with Padmé?
Anakin Skywalker: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Padmé is my friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Check and mate.
"Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst. Angst."

— Anakin Skywalker, Attack of the Clones (via incorrectstarwarsquotes)


honestly one of my favorite things about star wars is how anakin’s age in aotc and rots mirrors luke and leia’s age in anh and esb/rotj

partially because we get golden realizations like the fact that anakin at nineteen is going around killing people and getting married

and luke at nineteen has a toy x-wing that he plays with and makes zooming noises

Every Story Has A Hero

star wars + popular tweets

tagged as:   #YAAAASS    #saga    #parody 


so I hadn’t seen a Star Wars one of these yet…

(updated to include a link to Part 2, because you all asked for it…)

tagged as:   #DOG BLESS    #saga    #parody 

"The core of Anakin that resides in Vader grasps that Tatooine is the source of nearly everything that causes him pain. Vader will never set foot on Tatooine, if only out of fear of reawakening Anakin."

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The 4 main characters of ROTS

It is a period of civil war.  Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire’s evil agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy…

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….

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